Onion Video Dispatch - August 03, 2012

Fri Aug 03, 2012 www.theonion.com

Man Doesn't Even Do Good Job At Sleeping 08.03.12 Along with his consistently poor performance at work and his general lack of common, everyday life skills, local man Corey White told reporters Thursday that he can't even do a good job at sleeping. WATCH NOW » Featured Videos Coach K Hires Coxswain To Keep USA Basketball Team Motivated And In Rhythm WATCH NOW » Construction Workers Realize They Put Erie Canal In Wrong Place WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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