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Hail to the Housewife

Hail to the Housewife

Can Michele Bachmann be the leader of the free world and still obey her husband like a good evangelical?

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The Gay Bar

The Gay Bar

Can it survive?

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Who Grunted?

Match the shriek to the tennis player—an interactive quiz.

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The Mean Things Rich Democrats Say About Barack Obama

The Mean Things Rich Democrats Say About Barack Obama

Canada: One of the World's Leading Exporters of Hacking Coughs

Canada: One of the World's Leading Exporters of Hacking Coughs

Why Is Online Poker So Popular? Why Not Online Blackjack? Or Online Go Fish?

Why Is Online Poker So Popular? Why Not Online Blackjack? Or Online Go Fish?

Help! The Neighbor Boys Are Peeping at My Scantily Clad Daughters.

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Today's Cartoon: Faces in the News

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Moneybox: Buy Lohan, Sell High

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Why is Lindsay Lohan tweeting about the Federal Reserve's monetary policy?
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Posted Friday, July 1, 2011, at 11:21 AM ET

Lindsay Lohan leaves Airport Branch Courthouse in Los Angeles, California after a probation hearing. Click to expand image. Lindsay Lohan is not generally known for her views on economic policy. But something came over her on Monday night. "Have you guys seen food and gas prices lately?" she tweeted. "U.S. $ will soon be worthless if the Fed keeps printing money!" For context, a link directed Lohan's followers to the site of the National Inflation Association, a group dedicated to "preparing Americans for hyperinflation."

It is, needless to say, an unconventional position on monetary policy for a Hollywood starlet--or anyone else. Yes, food and gas prices are up, but core inflation has been consistently under the Federal Reserve's target, despite trillions of dollars of quantitative and qualitative easing and record-low interest rates. But it was a view she was paid to tweet. (A little #ad hash tag tipped readers off, and the organization confirms it paid her.) The National Inflation Association was looking for some good-old, low-brow, high-buzz publicity for its campaign against current monetary policy. And maybe a few people who clicked over from Lohan's tweet would also look into a few of the penny stocks it was hawking, too.

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Annie Lowrey reports on economics and business for Slate. Previously, she worked as a staff writer for the Washington Independent and on the editorial staffs of Foreign Policy and The New Yorker. Her e-mail is annie.lowrey@slate.com.

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Culturebox: Sleepless on a Scooter

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Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts in the lazy rom-com Larry Crowne.
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Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks in Larry Crowne. Click to expand image. I'm not going to lie: I had high hopes for Larry Crowne (Universal Pictures), a romantic comedy directed by, co-written by, and starring Tom Hanks, about a recently laid-off man who goes back to college and falls for his teacher. Some critics I know entered the screening room already scoffing in anticipation of these two middle-aged movie stars exchanging light banter on a scooter. I was primed for light banter on a scooter. Tom Hanks in comic mode can be a delight--his voicing of Woody the cowboy in the Toy Story movies counts as one of the great movie performances of our time. And Julia Roberts, who got on my nerves in her Erin Brockovich, America's-sweetheart days, has mellowed into an effortlessly self-assured leading lady. Her dry, understated line readings can elevate even a mediocre script. But this script--a collaboration between Hanks and Nia Vardalos, the writer and star of My Big Fat Greek Wedding--would need multiple punch-up sessions to attain mediocrity. Roberts and Hanks aren't just prevented from playing their A games; they're never even taken off the bench.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Vardalos' wildly successful tale of a Hellenic family in low-stakes crisis, took place in a comfortably familiar, if cloying, rom-com universe; Larry Crowne takes place in no recognizable universe at all. Neither the relationship of the two leads, nor any encounter between any of the film's other humans, seems to proceed according to the emotional or sociological customs of our culture. In what isolated village of the San Fernando Valley do people behave like this, and how can I be sure never to go there?

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Politics: China's a Lion. Is the United States a Gazelle?

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What a week in the Serengeti taught me about America's role in the world.
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Is China the lion of the global economy? Click to expand image. The cheetah lunged and clamped its jaws around the neck of a fleeing gazelle--the quick resolution of a 15-second chase at 50 miles per hour--and bought the limp victim back to her six cubs for lunch. Watching from 30 feet away, I was reminded of the brutality of the law of the jungle, and the fact that nature doesn't leave much room for second place. Despite the Serengeti's Garden of Eden quality, there is a clear and brutal hierarchy that dictates survival. Within a pride of lions or a herd of elephants, new leaders are chosen on a regular basis. Predictable measures of strength determine who rules: speed, power, ability to provide food, even popularity.

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A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro

By Alan Henry

A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro

A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro You don't have to be a master chef to wield a knife like a pro, or an engineer to get the most out of your kitchen appliances. You may know the way around a kitchen, but there's nothing to stop you from taking it to the next level. Here are a few simple ways you can make better use the things you already have in your kitchen, from your knives and cutting boards to your dishwasher.

There are a few things that everyone has in every kitchen, whether it's galley-style in a studio apartment or a custom design job in your new home. Most of us have a refrigerator with a freezer, an oven, and if you're lucky, a dishwasher. Regardless of what's for dinner, you'll probably use a knife and cutting board daily, if only for serving. Here's how to squeeze every bit of usefulness from each of those tools. Photo by Percita.

Wield a Knife Like a Pro

A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro Choose Your Two Knives: Contrary to what your local Cutco salesman wil tell you, you only really need two knives in your kitchen: a good chef's knife or Santoku that's about 6" to 12" and a shorter, 4" to 7" utility knife. You can accomplish virtually any cutting, peeling, or paring task with just those two knives. Bread knives and filet knives are useful in their own situations, but for all purpose cooking, you'll turn to these two above all others.

Safety first: Jeffrey Elliot, author of The Complete Book of Knife Skills, discusses some basic knife safety tips in this video at Chow, including reminders to pass a knife handle-first and to transport knives in your non-dominant hand when moving across the kitchen (instinct makes us push our dominant hands forward to break our fall – which is bad for the person in front of us if we're holding a knife.)

For added safety, consider the "Scout's method." When passing a knife handle-first to another person, get them to say "thank you" aloud only when they have a firm grip on the handle. Then, before you let go, say aloud "you're welcome," and then let go of the other end. Making the other person acknowledge that they have the knife avoids you accidentally letting go too early and the knife falling, and making sure they know when you're letting go avoids them pulling on the knife too early and cutting open your hand.

A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro Cut in a circular motion with the heel of the knife: Once you begin, cut with the heel of the knife, not the tip. Use a fluid, circular rocking motion to cut objects on your cutting board, moving the object into the path of the knife, not the knife along the object. If you're cutting with the tip, you're wasting time and energy. Here's another video to demonstrate. Also, remember to curl in your fingertips so the blade moves parallel to your knuckles.

A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro Dice an onion like a pro: Art Rogers, chef/owner of Lento in Rochester, NY a while ago. He showed us how to handle a knife properly and cut an onion like a real chef. The same skills are applicable to almost anything, and can save you a lot of time when preparing or serving food. Photo by Sara Björk.


Cherish Your Cutting Boards

A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro Now that your knives are chosen and you know how to handle them, it's time to address your cutting surface.

Place a towel under your cutting boards: Everyone has a cutting board or two in their home, but you can keep them from slipping around your countertops by folding a dish-towel and placing one underneath while you chop. It keeps the cutting board in place, and stops it– and your hand- from moving while you cut.

Avoid wooden cutting boards with meat: Also, if you're using wood cutting boards for meat, poultry, or fish, stop now. As you cut through them, you're also cutting the wood of the board, and bacteria from the uncooked meat and fish are getting into those tiny cuts and they're not coming out, no matter how much you scrub.

Get some plastic, dishwasher-safe cutting boards for the unsanitary stuff, and leave your bamboo, oak, walnut, or other artisan-crafted board for the vegetables, bread, serving duties, and other cooked food. Just make sure to rinse and dry them well after use, give them a little scrub with some kosher salt and acid now and again, and oil them down periodically.

Cherish those wood cutting boards, too—if you treat them well, like food guru Alton Brown suggests in this video, they'll serve you well for a long time. Photo by Neeta Lind.


Maximize Your Fridge and Freezer's Efficiency

A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro Your fridge keeps your food cold, sure, but how can it work more efficiently?

Pack your fridge: We've mentioned this before, but pack your fridge and freezer as much as possible: they operate more efficiently when full. Your fridge will work harder at the outset to cool the added items inside, but once it does, anything you put in will require less energy to cool because the overall temperature will stay lower.

Check your seals: Another easy way to make sure your fridge and freezer are as efficient as possible is to check the seals around the door. Make sure they're tight and that they aren't leaking cool air. If they are, it might be time to replace them, or re-attach them. If you can get behind your fridge, consider cleaning the condenser coils as well.

Keep a mental inventory: It goes without saying that the best way to make your fridge more efficient is to keep the door shut and only open it when you need to—keep stock of what's inside on a whiteboard on the door so you don't have to open it just to check if you have a certain ingredient. Photo by Richard Kelland.


Keep Your Oven in Top Shape

A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen Pro Fridge tips apply: Some of the above fridge tips apply to your oven as well. Making sure your oven door is well sealed when shut is a great way to not waste energy heating your kitchen when you're trying to bake a cake or reheat leftovers. When reheating those leftovers, cook as much in the oven at the same time as possible: using the oven once will save you time and money over heating one dish, then resetting the temperature and heating another.

Turn it off a few minutes early: One often-overlooked way to save some time and money with your oven is to just turn it off a few minutes in advance at the end of the cooking process. The residual heat will continue cooking your food as the oven gradually cools. It may seem like common sense, but you'll never forget to leave the oven on if you turn it off five minutes before your food timer goes off.

Again, keep the door shut—you lose up to half of the hot air from a pre-heated oven each time you open the door, and that forces your oven to work harder to heat up again. It costs you time, and it costs you money. Set a timer and walk away. Photo by Ryan.


Make the Most of Your Dishwasher

A Station-by-Station Guide to Becoming a Kitchen ProIf you're lucky enough to have a dishwasher, you're also unlucky enough to have one of the most energy inefficient appliances in the kitchen. They're much better now than many used to be, but there are still a few ways to make them work a little harder for you.

Don't pre-wash your dishes: First, don't pre-wash your dishes unless you know your dishwasher can't get them completely clean. Pre-washing will waste water before the dishwasher even runs. We know, not every dishwasher is powerful enough to get your dishes sparkling after every meal, but if it is, or your meal was light, pre-washing is a waste of time and water. Skip it.

Only run your dishwasher when it's full: Also, only run your dishwasher when it's packed completely full. Again, it makes sense, but a full dishwasher is an efficient and water-saving one.

Go with your energy-saving wash cycle: Finally, choose energy-saving and air-dry cycles whenever possible and run your dishwasher at night. The energy-saving cycles are there for a reason, and most of us overlook them, opting instead for the "hot start" and "heated dry" options. Running the dishwasher at night will give air-dry settings longer to dry your dishes, and if your dishwasher releases a lot of steam or heats your kitchen, you won't be around to be uncomfortable. Photo by David Locke.


Don't Stop Here

Making your kitchen work for you as much as you work in your kitchen is about knowing how to use the tools you have and tweaking them in simple ways to optimize them. Once you're familiar with them and the way they work, changing your habits in simple ways can make a world of difference. If you don't know how to begin, try our geek's guide to rebooting your kitchen to get a fresh start.

This list is by no means exhaustive. What are some of your favorite ways to squeeze the most benefit from the equipment in your kitchen? Share your tips in the comments below.


You can reach Alan Henry, the author of this post, at alan@lifehacker.com, or better yet, follow him on Twitter.

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