October 10th, 2012Top Story Did Someone Just Steal a Justin Bieber Sex Tape? By Max Read Oh, dear: it looks like vomiting Canadian pop star Justin Bieber had some "personal footage" stolen by unknown thieves. What kind of footage would that be, hmm? Based on these tweets, it sounds like Bieber had both a computer and a camera stolen (apparently his tour manager was a victim too). Between the two items, there was "a lot of personal footage": sucks when u take personal footage and people dont respect your privacy. — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) October 10, 2012 Click to view yesterday during the show me and my tour manager josh had some stuff stolen. really sucks. people should respect other's property — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) October 10, 2012 Click to view i had a lot of personal footage on that computer and camera and that is what bothers me the most. #lame #norespect — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) October 10, 2012 Click to view It's hard to think of a document of as much magnitude as the fabled Justin Bieber Sex Tape — the Pentagon Papers, maybe? — and it seems unlikely that Bieber would be stupid enough to tweet about it if it existed. However! As proud sex-tape journalists we'd be shirking our duties if we didn't ask. Know anything about a Justin Bieber sex tape? Email me at max@gawker.com.

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The Onion Weekly Dispatch - October 10, 2012

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U.S. Treasury Cowboy Claims Something Done Spooked Economy 10.09.12 WASHINGTON—U.S. Treasury Cowboy Earl “Buck” Laramie gathered reporters around his campfire at sundown Monday, rustled them up some biscuits and bacon, and broke the bad news that “Somethin’ or someone done spooked the economy... Romney Proudly Explains How He's Turned Campaign Around News in Brief » Congress Repairs To Parlor To Hear Rep. Carolyn Maloney Play The Recorder Nation Did Not See Mark Wahlberg's Sex Change Coming Romney Frantically Figuring Out How Tax Plan Could Actually Work After Realizing He Might Win Election American Voices » Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman Separate “I bet it was that home-wrecker Angelina Jolie’s fault again.” Man To Skydive From Edge Of Space video » Back Of Library Smells Like Weed Library patrons in Pennington, IL report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult section. opinion » Ask An Elderly Black Woman As Depicted By A Sophomore Creative Writing Major by Mrs. D’Lulah Jessups As Portrayed By Brian Kirby In His Short Story “The Sun Behind The Sky” Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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Women in the World: Nobel Laureates at Odds

Week of October 10, 2012 Gbowee vs. Sirleaf 1. Nobel Smackdown in Liberia Two women who rescued a country from civil war—and who shared a Nobel Peace Prize for doing so—now might need a peace plan of their own. On Monday, Liberian peace activist Leymah Gbowee criticized her longtime ally Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, the Liberian president, for not doing enough to combat government corruption. Gbowee's comments, in a BBC radio interview, coincided with her resignation as head of Liberia's Truth and Reconciliation Commission, a group designed to report on human-rights violations during the war and to promote peace and security. Abigail Pesta of The Daily Beast describes the powerful women's relationship—and what the controversy means for struggling postwar Liberia. Read it at The Daily Beast Going to Extremes 2. CBS's Holly Williams on Having It All Just weeks after giving birth to a baby girl, journalist Holly Williams headed to the jungles of Burma, bedding down in bamboo huts for a story on tribal soldiers. Then she flew to Rangoon to cover the release of opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi from house arrest. All the while, she was pumping breast milk every few hours to make sure she could still produce milk upon returning home. "It was me putting pressure on myself," she says. "I felt that I had to prove I wouldn't be slowed down in any way by having a baby." In a candid interview with Abigail Pesta, the CBS News correspondent, now on the Syrian border, describes reporting—and parenting—from danger zones. Read it at The Daily Beast RECOVERY 3. Pakistani Girl's Surgery 'Successful' Take that, Taliban. Surgeons in Pakistan said on Wednesday that they had successfully removed a bullet from a 14-year-old who had campaigned for women's rights, while the Taliban claimed responsibility for the shooting. Malala Yousafzai and two other girls were injured as they left school in Pakistan's Swat Valley on Tuesday, with militants saying they targeted her because she "promoted secularism." Her family told the BBC that they had never thought about getting security because they did not think militants would target a young girl. Yousafzai gained international attention in 2009 when she published her diary about life under the Islamic militants. Read it at The Daily Beast GET The Cheat Sheet A speedy, smart summary of news and must-reads from across the Web. You'll love the featured original stories on politics, entertainment, and more from The Daily Beast's diverse group of contributors. GET Culture Beast Weekly cultural recommendations from The Daily Beast.

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