October 29th, 2012Top StoryHow to Fix Windows 8's Biggest Annoyances (and Make It More Like Windows 7)By Whitson Gordon Windows 8 has some awesome new features, but it also has its fair share of annoyances. Here's how to fix all of those problems, from bringing back missing features like the Start menu to fixing new problems like a dumbed-down Windows Explorer. Look, we like Windows 8. It has some really cool stuff going for it, and most of the complaints surrounding it are misguided. However, there are a few annoyances that really need fixing. Instead of sticking with Windows 7 and missing out on Windows 8's improvements, we're going to show you how to get the best of both worlds. Bring Back the Start MenuThe new Start screen isn't all that bad, but if you want the comfort of your old Start menu, it's really easy to bring back. Start8 is our favorite Start menu replacement, bringing a customizable start menu that fits in really well with Windows 8's new features and aesthetic. It's $5, but it's well worth the price and insanely easy to set up. Alternatively, you can use the free Classic Shell replacement, which is a tad more complicated but also more configurable than Start8. You have a lot more control over what your Start menu looks like, and can even tweak how the Search box works. When you install, you'll have the choice of installing just the Start menu or installing add-ons for Windows Explorer, Internet Explorer, and other programs too (more about this in a bit). Get Rid of the Start Screen, Hot Corners, and MoreIf you really, really, really hate the tiled interface, you can get rid of it entirely with the aforementioned Classic Shell. Right-click on your Start menu and head into the settings. Under the "Windows 8 Settings" tab, you can check a box to skip the Start screen at login, as well as disable the hot corners if they trip you up. Start8 will also let you bypass the start screen, though it can't disable anything else. If you're using Start8 instead of Classic Shell but want to disable the other "Metro" features, you can do so with a $5 program called RetroUI. It's simple: you can choose to bypass the Windows 8 Start screen after login, bypass the Start screen after locking your computer, or go all-out and get rid of everything: the Start screen, the Charms bar, and hot corners. Make sure you install Start8 first, or you'll have a lot of trouble opening programs and shutting down your computer since you won't have any of those functions available. You can also disable the lock screen using Group Policy editor, if you so desire. Customize the Ribbon-ified Windows ExplorerThe new Windows Explorer has some cool features, but not everyone's a fan of the Ribbon interface. If that sounds like you, you have a few options for improving Explorer. Classic Shell adds a new toolbar to Windows Explorer with small, simple buttons that you can customize to your heart's content. It isn't quite the same as having the old dropdown menus, but it's much simpler than the new Ribbon interface, and lets you add only the functions you'll actually use, which is nice. If you don't see it after installing Classic Shell, head to View > Options, click the Classic Explorer Bar to enable it, then click the seashell icon in the new toolbar to customize it. However, if you prefer a more traditional file explorer with dropdown menus, you're better off with a full Explorer replacement like Xplorer2. Not only will it give you all your advanced menus back, but you'll get tabs, two-pane browsing, tons of keyboard shortcuts, and a fantastic search feature. It won't be quite as pretty as the new Windows Explorer, but if you long for traditional menus rather than the new Ribbon, this is your best bet. Play DVDs for FreeBad news, movie buffs: DVD playback is gone in Windows 8. Even if you download the currently-free Windows Media Center, it'll only allow you to play DVDs in Media Center—not in regular desktop programs like Windows Media Player. If you want to play DVDs in Windows Media Player, it directs you to the Windows Store where you can buy an add-on for DVD support. Unless you really want to use WMP, don't waste your money—a program like VLC will play DVDs for free. Download it, install it, and forget about paying for DVD playback. Bring Back the Confirmation Box When Deleting FilesIn Windows 8, when you delete a file, it no longer asks you whether you're sure—it just sends the file right to the Recycle Bin. This was an option in Windows 7 as well, but it wasn't the default—and if you'd rather have that extra safety net, you can easily bring the confirmation dialog back. Just right-click on the Recycle Bin, choose Properties, and check the "Display Delete Confirmation Dialog" box. Show the Desktop with a Hidden ButtonRemember Aero Peek, the feature that let you hover over the edge of the taskbar to show your desktop? That's still around in Windows 8, but you have to enable it first. Right-click on the taskbar, choose Properties, and under the Taskbar tab check "Use Peek to Preview the Desktop." You won't see the button at the right edge of the taskbar like you did in Windows 7, but it's there—just hover your mouse over the area right of the clock and your windows will turn invisible again. You can also click this area to show the desktop instead of just peeking at it. Replace Flip3D so You Can See Your Open WindowsFlip3D is also gone in Windows 8, but let's be honest: it wasn't that good to begin with. It was a nice piece of eye candy, but it wasn't exactly the most efficient way to see your open windows. There isn't a true replacement for Flip3D, but you can download a few programs that serve a similar purpose. Previously mentioned SmartFlip puts your windows in a wheel, letting you flip through them with whatever hotkey you want. Alternatively, you can download something like Switcher, which is more like OS X's Exposé, spreading your windows out into a grid when you press the desired hotkey. They won't bring back the eye candy of Flip3D, but they will serve the same purpose, and probably do it better. Title image remixed from Yuri Arcurs (Shutterstock). |
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How To Power Your Home With Your Car
October 29th, 2012Top StoryHow To Power Your Home With Your CarEven if you're not directly in the path of Superhyperthunderricane Sandy, there's still a vast number of people who may be affected by losing electrical power. And, as we know, living without electricity means you're about six hours away from reverting to cannibalism, wearing skulls, and building a Thunderdome. Generators are great to have in these situations, but let's face it, most of us don't have one. Or do we? You know that sleek wheeled box you use every day to go to work and get chicken wings? It's also a gasoline (or diesel) generator with seats and a radio. Let's see how to use it to power your house. In the interest of being inclusive, I'll cover some very basic stuff here, so hardcore Jalops, please bear with me and feel free to mutter "duh" as often as you like. The basic principle here is simple: your car generates electricity as it runs, to power the spark plugs and lights and engine computers and play your old mix tapes. The electricity is generated by your car's alternator (or, in older cars, generator) driven by a belt off the engine. Since the car's electricals run on DC (Direct Current, like a battery) and your house runs on AC (Alternating Current, like, um, everything in your house or an electric chair), we need a way to convert the DC from your car to AC in your house, and for that we use an inverter. Power Inverters are little boxes that plug into your cigarette lighter and handle the conversion. A number of new cars have them built-in nowadays, as well. Method One: Acquire/Have a Power InverterThis is by far the better way. Plug your inverter into your car's cigarette lighter/12V outlet. Many commenters are pointing out that on lots of cars, the wiring to the cigarette lighter/12V outlet is pretty flimsy, and could possibly cause a fire. That's often true. So, to be safe, connection of the inverter directly to the battery is safest. You can use an accessory 12V outlet and clamp the leads to the battery terminals. Then, connect an extension cord to the wall-style inverter outlet. There is some loss of power over long runs of extension cord, so try and park as close to your house or apartment as safe and run the shortest length of cord you can get away with to a power strip. Remember, many people die from carbon monoxide poisoning and electrocution so keep any cars in a well-ventilated area and use outdoor-approved equipment only. What can the car and inverter actually power?The inverter will convert your 12V DC from your car to 110V AC, but that doesn't mean you can power your whole house like normal. That's because your car's not a power plant and because of Watts, Amps, and other electrical goodies. If we think of electricity as water, Amps are the rate of flow of the water, Voltage is the pressure, and Watts are sort of the combined flow and pressure. The output from your car will vary based on the inverter, but let's use as an example a 440 Watt inverter, a type that's usually available for under 40 bucks or so. If we divide Watts by the Voltage, we'll get Amps, which will help us figure out what we can run in our house. For a 440 W inverter, this would be: 440W / 110V AC = 4 Amps. That's not a lot of Amps, so that's our limiting factor. Luckily, you can run a good number of things even with this low Amp rating. For example, a 60 Watt incandescent only uses about half an Amp. Your laptop's wall power requirements should only be about an Amp. I just checked my 42" Vizio LCD TV, and it only wants 2.5 Amps. Most modern electronic, solid-state devices don't require much. So you could have a light, a laptop, and a TV. Not so different from many normal nights, right? Some solid-state electronic devices, like a microwave oven, do demand much more power, often around 18 amps or so. You usually can't run one of these from a consumer-grade inverter, so wrap your burrito in tinfoil and stick it on the exhaust manifold while your idling car is letting you watch old Perfect Strangers episodes from your emergency DVD stash. Okay, what can't I power with my car?The tricky parts come when you want to power anything with a motor. Motors often drive compressors, and are used in some of the things you want to keep on the most, like an air conditioner or refrigerator. The issue is motors have different, higher demands when they're getting started as when they're up and running. For example, when my refrigerator is running, it draws about 6.5 Amps. You could find a car inverter that could handle that. The problem is when you start a fridge, it will draw anywhere from between 2-4 times the normal load amperage to get the motor started. That's why your circuit breaker or fuse for your fridge is usually 20 Amps or higher— it needs to be able to handle that brief, intense start up. So, unless your fridge has a starting crank, it unlikely you can run it from your car. There are special camper refrigerators that are designed for these lower-power situations, and those are a better bet. Along with refrigerators, washing machines' motors usually draw too much current, and space heaters tend to be Amp hogs as well. How long can I run my house from my car, then?So, now that we generally know what kinds of things you can do with power from your car (play Angry Birds while cooking savory meat pies in an Easy-Bake oven and charging your Dustbuster) how long can you do this? Let's say that you have a full tank of gas in your car. If you're just idling at, say, 1000 rpm, and the only load on the car is from the draw from the inverter, an average car should be able to run close to two days or so at idle. That's the car in neutral and everything else off save for the inverter. All cars will vary, based on engine size and overall condition of the car. A smaller engine may need to run at a higher RPM than a larger one to maintain the power draw from the inverter, so a smaller engine isn't always a guarantee of longer idle life in this case. Not all cars' alternators put out the same wattage, so your inverter selection— and hence the amount of power you can get— will depend on this. Your car isn't a purpose-built portable generator, but in an emergency, it's not a bad stopgap measure at all. Just make sure you leave enough gas to actually drive the car if you need it. No amount of iPad game high scores and light-bulb-cooked frozen tofurkey dogs is worth being stuck in an evacuation zone. Dammit, I don't have an inverter. Am I screwed?Only mostly! But not entirely. Your car is still generating 12V of power, and while not much in your house runs at that level, some things do. Car chargers for your phone and possibly laptop, many USB-powered devices (they're 5V, but car chargers are common), and, most importantly, a surprising number of appliances designed to run off of 12V. Look at this page here— they have specially designed 12V microwaves, sandwich makers, frying pans— hell a whole kitchen! You're most likely to find this stuff at real-trucker truck stops and possibly some camping stores. So, if you can somehow get your hands on any of those, you could run a 12V line to your house to drive these. One way to do that is likely with jumper cables acting as the extension cord, and an accessory 12V outlet connected by its wires to the jumper cables. Be careful with doing this and only do it if you are familiar with how electricity works. Good luck out there. |
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Last Minute Costumes to Save Your Halloween
October 29th, 2012Top StoryLast Minute Costumes to Save Your HalloweenSo you left it up until the last minute, and now Halloween is just a couple days away. You're faced with the dire prospect of going down to the Spirit Halloween store and buying a prefab and possibly inappropriate off-the-rack costume. But not so fast! You still have tons of options. Here are a slew of awesome-looking costumes you can pull together in the next couple days. Want more? Here are our last-minute costume recommendations from 2010 and 2011. CarrieWith a new Carrie film coming early next year, this is a pretty topical costume. And all you need is a white dress (preferably prom dress-looking) that you don't mind ruining — plus some red paint. Bonus points if you go with the awesome "bucket suspended in mid air" thing that the person on the left somehow pulled off. Photos by Lisa-U on Tumblr and Just Maddison on Instagram. Andrew from ChronicleSuppose you're a dude who needs a super-last-minute costume for Halloween. The main character of Chronicle, the found-footage superhero movie, is probably your best bet. Just wear a gray shirt and dark hoodie, with khakis and sneakers, and then scrunch up your face and close your fist while pretending that you just crushed a beer can. The main prop you'll need is pre-scrunched beer can, or possibly some kind of magic levitating tennis ball. Really the facial expressions will carry this one. Impromptu Surgery Noomi, from PrometheusThis is for the very very brave. All you need to pull this one off is some gauze bandages, and some black eyeliner or sharpie to scrawl little black goo marks all over your body, possibly coated with a bit of KY Jelly to make it look like you've just given yourself a spur-of-the-moment appendectomy and removed a huge octopus creature. Oh, and you'll need to go to the drug store and get some fake scar makeup to create an operation scar. The Power Outage from RevolutionJust dress in all black, and go around the Halloween party turning all the lights out and trying to power down people's phones and computers. Unless they've got a little golden pendant, which you can give to one or two special people. Once you actually turn off the music and lights at the party, people will totally get who you are. They'll love it! Or if you're a blonde girl, you could go as Charlie — just wear a blue shirt and brown jacket and expose way too much of your teeth. Rebooted SupermanSuperman's costume got a lot easier to pull together at the last minute recently — all you need is jeans, hiking boots... and a Superman T-shirt with a little bit of red cloth sewn on to it. Or just find a plain blue T-shirt and glue on a Superman logo made of felt. Everybody who felt sad that the end of Smallville meant the era of easy last-minute Clark Kent costumes was over can breathe a sigh of relief — Clark Kent is easy once again. So to speak. Lumpy Space PrincessI'm in lumpin' love with this Lumpy Space Princess costume, via Tumblr. And it looks pretty simple, although we're missing a few of the added extras. Explains Bambz: "you don't just ask a lady about her lumps. this is the costume without the petticoat and yellow hi tops. I also have yellow and purple beads for wrists and neck, as well as star shaped pins for the hair. Party!" Also, here's someone's ultra-simple last-minute Marceline the Vampire Queen, together with Princess Bubblegum. John CarterThis is the outfit that John Carter spends most of his movie wearing — although he gets some kind of fancy chest piece at one point. And this seems like it would be pretty easy to get together if you have some brown cloth or some brown clothes that you don't mind cutting up. Basically, a strip of brown fabric tied diagonally around the torso, and then wrap some more brown fabric around your midsection, with one flap coming down in front to suggest "loincloth." Probably helps to have brownish hair that you can style to look like Taylor Kitsch. Kim PossibleThis is Jamie's costume, via LivetheDream00 on Tumblr. Kim Possible, the mid-2000s action hero, seems like a pretty simple costume to get together, especially if you already have the reddish hair. Basically just the black shirt, cargo pants, and black gloves. (For extra points, try to get hold of a really big belt that you can strap a few gizmos to.) Javier Bardem from SkyfallThis is timely, since the film is coming out in just a couple weeks. All you need to do is have unnaturally blond-looking hair, or be willing to put Sun-In in your hair. Or find a really cheap blond wig that you can cut and style a bit. Then find a cream-colored jacket and dark patterned shirt, and you're basically done. Merida from BraveThis is one of those costumes that seems like it ought to be really difficult — but I think you can do a pretty decent Merida costume with just a really long blue dress (or matching blue top and flowy blue skirt) and then a big red wig. Or if you have red hair that you can turn frizzy, so much the better. The wig is probably the hard part — but a proper wig store ought to have something pretty close. Bow and arrow, obviously a plus. ParanormanRepresent for this under-appreciated animated movie. Come on. And if people haven't seen Paranorman yet, then beat them over the head with a severed zombie arm. All you really need to be Paranorman is a red hoodie, a backpack, and enough hair gel to make your hair stand straight up. Extra credit for drawing really big eyebrows. OswinShe's going to be the Doctor's new companion — but we've already seen a version of her in "Asylum of the Daleks." And her "Asylum" outfit is ridiculously easy to put together, and yet quite recognizeable. All you really need is a red dress and black hair or wig — red flower in your hair is nice but optional, and the black belt would probably help sell the character. We never really see much of her feet on screen, so any red shoes ought to do. She does wear an apron at one point, when she's baking souffles. Image via Companion Clothes. The Christopher Nolan Version of Any Random Batman VillainThere are approximately 10,000 Batman villains that Christopher Nolan never got around to Nolan-izing, in the course of his epic Dark Knight trilogy. So pick one, and create the "Nolan" version — which means, a few defining characteristics, but way, way toned down. A Nolan Riddler might just mean a natty green jacket, a black fedora, and maybe a discreet question mark on your tie. Plus a cane. (See David Tennant modeling this look, at left.) A Nolan Killer Croc probably just means a wife-beater, and some "scar tissue" (Rice Krispies) on your face. For women, try a Nolan-ized Poison Ivy, which is probably a nice green dress and leafy bracelet or belt. Creeper from MinecraftYou basically just need a box and some paints/construction paper. Via GamerShelke on Deviant Art. Bruce Banner from AvengersYou basically just need a purple shirt, although a snarky attitude and graying black hair would help to sell it. GIF via IndependentMasterList. Silent Hill NurseThere are few of these costumes on Tumblr. (Photos above via Alchemy and Alkaline, and Girl Memoir.) It seems like a pretty simple costume to make — you just need a button-up white or off-white dress, and then wrap some gauze bandages around your head until you make a suitably gruesome and distorted shape. Jon Snow and DaenerysIf you're really desperate, you can do passable Jon Snow and Daenerys costumes in a pretty big hurry, as long as you can lay your hands on the wigs. All Jon Snow really needs is a big black cloak (find a black bedsheet) and furry black collar (find a stuffed animal you don't mind sacrificing) over some black clothes, and a haunted scowl. All Daenerys really needs is a flowy blue silk dress (if you're doing season two Daenerys, when she's in Qarth) and nice jewelry. The hair is the main thing, for both of them. Carl Sagan and the CosmosThis is the most charming costume idea ever, and we hope we get to see pictures of how it actually turned out. As Nola Makes an Art explains:
If you don't just want to steal Nola's amazing idea, and/or you're a single guy, just go as Carl Sagan. Got a better idea for a last-minute Halloween costume? Please post it below! |
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