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Cheat Sheet - Elected Conspiracy Theorists: GOP Lawmakers Embrace the Crazy

Today: Second Ricin Suspect Arrested , 9/11 Plane Part Found in NYC? , Defense Cuts Stall Economic Growth April 27, 2013 CONSPIRACY THEORISTS 1. Local GOP Lawmakers Embrace The Crazy The conspiracy theories about the Boston bombing and other events percolating up to local party leaders and even the halls of Congress should be a warning sign to the GOP, writes John Avlon. Read it at The Daily Beast poisonous mystery 2. Second Ricin Suspect Arrested This politician-poisoning case has moved its focus from Elvis impersonator to martial arts instructor. A second suspect has been arrested in connection with the ricin-laced letters that were sent to President Obama and Senator Roger Wicker last week. The previous suspect, Kevin Curtis, was arrested and then released on Tuesday when no incriminating evidence was found. Tupelo police chief said Everett Dutschke was arrested early Saturday morning after his home and former martial arts studio were searched. Read it at WTVA DISCOVERY 3. 9/11 Plane Part Found in NYC? More than 11 years after 9/11, a piece of one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center towers may have turned up in lower Manhattan. Two law enforcement sources tell NBC New York that the five-foot-long piece of debris was found stuck in a narrow alley between two buildings in lower Manhattan. (One building, 51 Park Place, is the site of the controversial "ground zero mosque.") The plane part, apparently landing gear, has the word "Boeing" stamped on it along with some numbers. The NYPD has now blocked off the area—if the part indeed belongs to a 9/11 plane, one source said, "it would be a crime scene." Read it at NBC New York ARE WE THERE YET? 4. Defense Cuts Stall Economic Growth New government data released Friday proves the economy is alive—but not quite kicking. The report shows that the gross domestic product grew at an annual rate of 2.5 percent during the first three months, a number that economists worry may be a sign of a soon-to-be stalled economy. Officials blame an 11.5 percent annual drop-off in military spending—a product of ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan—for the slowed growth. Combined with another even larger cut in military spending last year, it's the most drastic drop in defense expenditures America has seen since the Korean War. The slowdown is simply another product of the infamous sequester, experts say, which is expected to cut half a percentage point off this year's growth. Read it at Washington Post F—CKING AWKWARD 5. The Viral Sorority Girl's Rise to Fame A week ago, no one had heard of Rebecca Martinson, but now the Delta Gamma mean-girl—whose email launched a million clicks—is notorious. See how she went from unknown to infamous. Read it at The Daily Beast HELP Red Cross Arrives at Guantánamo As number of hunger strikers reaches 100. PROGRESS Mormon Church Backs Gay Boy Scouts Endorsement falls ahead of May 22 decision. #NODEAL LivingSocial Falls Victim to Cyberattack 50 million customers forced to change their passwords. DANCE FOREVER School Holds First Integrated Prom Event in Georgia funded entirely by donations. FLASHBACK Cameron: Wales Government 'Muppet Show' No word on who represents Fozzie Bear. GET The Cheat Sheet A speedy, smart summary of news and must-reads from across the Web. You'll love the featured original stories on politics, entertainment, and more from The Daily Beast's diverse group of contributors. GET Culture Beast Weekly cultural recommendations from The Daily Beast. Michael Bublé Sings In The Subway Busking will never be the same again, not after the classy crooner took his act to a New York City subway platform with this a cappella version of new song 'Who's Lovin' You.' More Videos Love Is in the Air by Brian Ries The Week's Best Longreads by David Sessions 15 Angsty-Girl Songs From the 90s by Alaia Howell

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