The Onion Weekly Dispatch - July 25, 2012

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Report: 2012 Election Likely To Be Decided By 4 Or 5 Key Swing Corporations 07.25.12 WASHINGTON—With polls this week showing the race between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney tightening even further, a growing number of political experts have declared this year's election will almost certainly be decided by a small handful of swing corp... Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, And Daniel Day-Lewis Come Out As Gay News in Brief » Drought Bad Mitt Romney Soars In Polls After Leaving Country Man Who Just Purchased 3,000 Rounds Of Ammunition Online Perfectly Sane, Thinks Man Processing Order American Voices » Gun Sales Surge After Shooting “Finally, the silver lining we’ve all been waiting for.” Syria: Chemical Weapons Won't Be Used On Civilians video » Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election Andrea Bennett and Jason Copeland look ahead at the long months remaining before this election is finally over. opinion » Holy Shit, I Just Realized People Want To Kill My Dad by Sasha Obama By Sasha Obama Radio News » Party Guy Finds Party Wife

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Box Office Report: 'Dark Knight Rises' Breaks Records in France; Crosses $300 Mil Worldwide

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It's Official: Warner Bros. Moving 'Gangster Squad' to Jan. 11

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Robert Pattinson's 'The Rover' Gets Greenlight

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'Modern Family' Cast Reps Hold Strategy Session at ICM to Determine Next Steps

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'Fringe' Production Delay Extended as Star John Noble Treated for Sleep Disorder

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Dani Weinstein Returning to Weinstein Co. as President of Publicity

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Kal Penn to Co-Star in CBS Comedy Pilot 'Ex-Men'

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July 25th, 2012Top Story Everything You Need to Know About OS X Mountain Lion OS X Mountain Lion is out and available on the Mac App Store for $20, but is your Mac ready for the upgrade? Are your third party apps compatible? Do you know everything there is to know about the latest release? We're here to help you learn all the new features and shortcuts, fix new annoyances, and answer your burning questions about Apple's latest operating system. Everything You Need to Know About OS X Mountain Lion in Five Minutes How to Get Rid of Mountain Lion's Biggest Annoyances How to Prepare Your Mac for Mountain Lion How to Burn OS X Mountain Lion to a DVD or USB Flash Drive Should I Upgrade to Mountain Lion? Got Questions About Mountain Lion? Ask Us!

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