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The 10 Best Games for the Wii U
December 24th, 2012Top StoryThe 10 Best Games for the Wii UHail, ye Nintendo faithful! New hardware has appeared and, loyal folk that you are, the Wii U now rests in your home. It's still early in the new console's lifecycle but that doesn't mean there aren't games that will make your latest pledge of fealty to the House of Mario feel worthwhile. Check out the list below for the two-screen offerings that make the Wii U shine. Assassin's Creed IIIWe reviewed Assassin's Creed III favorably on other platforms, but be warned that Ubisoft's massive adventure is probably 2012's most divisive blockbuster game. It concludes the storyline of Desmond Miles, the guy in 2012 who has been entering a device called the Animus since the first Assassin's Creed game in order to re-live the memories of his assassin ancestors. ACIII, which is technically the fifth console AC game, has Desmond and the player experiencing the exploits of a half-British/half-Native-American man named Connor who, though deeply conflicted, joins the assassin's guild in the American colonies at the time of the Revolution. This is a game about assassinating and running across rooftops, about sneaking, about commanding your own warship, about climbing trees, hunting bears, meeting Paul Revere, fighting alongside George Washington and, oh yeah, there's also a deep competitive multiplayer mode. The knock, by some, is that the game is all rough edges, a bit buggy and that Connor and colonial America aren't as wonderful to experience as Ezio and the Renaissance-era Italy of the first two games he starred in, Assassin's Creed II and AC: Brotherhood. This Wii U edition doesn't add much, though having a bigger map on the GamePad than the small one on the corner of the screen is nice. A Good Match for: Fans of complicated history, as ACIII runs toward, not away, from the contradictions and complications of America's birth. Not for Those Who Want: A polished experience. ACIII is a harkening back to the rough-draft era of the first Assassin's Creed, albeit with way more things to do. Frequent online patches are improving the game, gradually. Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: Amazon | Wal-Mart | Best Buy | GameStop Call of Duty: Black Ops IIWhy would anyone get an FPS game with an intensely hardcore fanbase on a Nintendo console? Because this Call of Duty sacrifices much less on the Wii U. Its looks stand up to other iterations of the Treyarch sequel and the two-screen design of the Wii offers up some perks that you won't get on other platforms. A Good Match for: Folks who love getting killstreaks in co-op. With one person on the TV and another using the GamePad screen, you and a buddy can tackle other players online while sharing the same couch. Not for Those Who Want: Well-populated servers. Compared to its PC, PS3 and Xbos 360 brethren, the Wii U version of Black Ops II feels like a ghost town. Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: Amazon | Wal-Mart | Best Buy | GameStop Little InfernoIt's an interactive fireplace that challenges you to burn various things. And it has an emotional storyline. Ok? Please trust us! It's from the World of Goo people and it's… really best if you go in knowing nothing more than that. A Good Match for: People who don't want the norm. There's never been an interactive fireplace video game that has an emotional storyline before. There probably won't be one again. You play this, you get your indie cred boosted as a bonus. Not for Those Who Want: A traditional video game. You've got to like weird stuff and not be bothered that this isn't a shooter, a platformer, a racer, a sports game, a fighting game or anything else. Plus you have to not mind possible criticisms of the gaming medium, because that just might be what Little Inferno is really about. Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: The Wii U's eShop. It's download-only. Mass Effect 3The conclusion to BioWare's sci-fi epic might have let down a few fans with its controversial ending, but it's still a solid shooter/RPG that works well on the Wii U. You can hotkey special biotic abilities to the touchscreen on your tablet controller, so you can fling aliens around with the tap of A Good Match for: People who don't own an Xbox 360 or PS3. Not for Those Who Want: A perfect frame rate. The Wii Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: The Wii U eShop or Amazon | Wal-Mart | Best Buy | GameStop. Mighty Switch Force: Hyper Drive EditionRaise your tolerance for puns and take control of Patricia Wagon, a crimefigher who has to capture escaped convicts in this throwback sidescroller that is a little bit of a shooter and a lot of puzzle-platformer. Officer Wagon has the useful ability of rendering blocks in and out of existence, which turns each timed level into a clever, puzzling quest of figuring out how to jump, climb or otherwise get around to nab the escaped bad girls. This Wii U version of the game includes difficult remixes of the original 3DS game's levels and can be played on a TV or on the Wii U GamePad. A Good Match for: People who consider the Super Nintendo gaming's apex. Not for Those Who Want: Their games free of cute-girls-in-trouble anime shtick. Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: The Wii U's eShop. It's download-only New Super Mario Bros UThe first-ever high-definition Mario game is also warm, A Good Match for: People who like to game while watching TV. If you're playing single-player, you can play all of New Super Mario Bros. U on the GamePad controller. Not for Those Who Want: Something new. Something that changes up the standard Mario formula we've been following for so long. Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: Purchase from: The Wii U eShop or Amazon | Wal-Mart | Best Buy | GameStop. Nintendo LandIt's a dozen games in one and most of them are good. Nintendo Land is sort of the Wii U's version of Wii Sports, except that its games are more substantial and… not as simply, purely brilliant as the bowling and tennis in that famous Wii launch game. Half of Nintendo Land's diverse games are made to be played solo, three are multiplayer-only and three can be played solo or with friends. All 12 show different, interesting ways the Wii U GamePad can be used to control games. The stars of the bundle are the surprisingly deep co-op Zelda adventure, the graphically-shocking Pikmin missions, the lovely Balloon Trip iPad-like game and the crowd-pleasing party favorites: Mario Chase and Luigi's Ghost Mansion. A Good Match for: Nintendo buffs, since the game is presented as a Nintendo-themed theme park and reward players with all sort of Nintendo-themed unlockable décor. Nintendo Land also serves as a great instruction manual for the Wii U's features, too. Not for Those Who Want: One focused game (this ain't that) or one game as perfectly tuned for people of any age or type as Wii Sports tennis (Nintendo Land's Mario Chase comes closest). Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: Amazon | Wal-Mart | Best Buy | GameStop Scribblenauts UnlimitedThe Wii U version of Scribblenauts Unlimited presents all the crazy mad-libs puzzle-solving of 5th Cell's charming game in hi-def. That alone is a reason to cheer. But Unlimited also lets players in on Maxwell's back story and offers up clever multiplayer features to boot. Combine all those elements with the fact that a TV-centric Scribblenauts makes for a laugh-out-loud experience and you may have the best version of an already good game. A Good Match for: Wannabe comic-book creators. This version of Scribblenauts has the Object Editor, with lets players craft their own unique mashed-up creations—like a winged zebra—and share them with other players, who can then tweak them even more. If someone else's twisted imagination has thought of a weirdo lifeform, then you can revel in using it. Not for Those Who Want: Variety. More words and more creativity mean that many of the game's puzzles will feel really lightweight and repetitive. Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: Amazon | Wal-Mart | Best Buy | GameStop Trine 2: Director's CutTrine games are side-scrollers that are made to impress you with 1) their amazing fantasy-world graphics, 2) their in-world physics systems and 3) the diversity of gameplay you get in switching from playing as a melee warrior, a sneaky thief and a mage who can render objects into existence. You can play solo or three-player co-op, and the Wii U version incudes the game's Goblin Menace expansion. A Good Match for: Graphics gawkers. This game is beautiful and—bonus—is the rare Wii U launch game that outshines its Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions (but maybe not the PC one). Not for Those Who Want: To play Mario, Mighty Switch Force, the upcoming Rayman Legends or any of the other side-scrollers already cropping up on Wii U. There are a lot to choose from. Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: The Wii U's eShop. It's download-only ZombiUThe best third-party game on the Wii U takes a hackneyed scenario and puts it in a locale where it feels a bit more unexpected. While ZombiU's undead apocalypse does feel fresher because of its London setting, it's really the chain-link single-player campaign and asymmetrical multiplayer that make it shine. There's something morbidly apropos about having to find and loot the walking corpse of the character you previously controlled—to keep use of the best gear after you die—while playing solo. And facing off against others in the game's asymmetrical multiplayer battles makes controlling the bad guys more fun than being the hero. A Good Match for: Passive-aggressive survival horror fans. The atmosphere is dark and desperate in ZombiU and every bullet counts. Holding the Wii U gamepad up to use as a scanner isn't just a new-hardware gimmick. It's a crucial mechanic that reveals zombie placements and where weapons and items might be. And if you're stuck on a particular sequence, a hint from another player might be your salvation. Or a trick to doom you to yet another death. Not for Those Who Want: Meaningful relationships with playable characters. Other than "Zombies! Holy crap! Don't die!", the avatars you'll control in ZombiU single-player don't get much in the way of backstory and motivation. Click to view Here's how it looks in action. Purchase from: Amazon | Wal-Mart | Best Buy | GameStop Click to viewClick to viewClick to viewClick to viewClick to viewClick to viewClick to view |
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What to Do on Christmas When You Don't Celebrate It
December 24th, 2012Top StoryWhat to Do on Christmas When You Don't Celebrate ItChristmas is the most wonderful time of the year for many people, but a large number of us don't celebrate the holiday, giving us nothing to do on December 25th. If you're without plans this year, here's how to make the most of your day off. The Obvious StuffChinese restaurants and movie theaters traditionally stay open on Christmas day for those of us who have nowhere else to go. In fact, my Christmas plans involve both because I enjoy them. While this guide will include ways to find other activities, you shouldn't necessarily rule out these classic non-Christmas activities. They're staples of the un-holiday for good reason. Chinese FoodFinding a Chinese restaurant that's open on Christmas doesn't take much work. Click here to search Yelp for options near you that are open. A few phone calls (or, in my case, one) should find you some good options. If you're in a larger city with a large cluster of Chinese restaurants (e.g. Chinatown), look in that area as well. Don't forget to make a reservation even if it's just dinner for you or a small party. Popular restaurants sometimes receive so much business on Christmas day that they can't accommodate everyone. Last year, when I visited a restaurant unprepared, they laughed at me and said there was no way I was getting in. When I finally found a place, it took over an hour to get a table. Perhaps you won't run into a problem, but it's always better to be prepared. MoviesFor your entertainment, movies are the traditional choice. Several come out on Christmas day because theaters attract both people who celebrate the holiday and those that don't. The Washington Times offers a list of ten great movies for Christmas if you're looking for suggestions. Since you can buy movie tickets online, it's easy to ensure you have a seat in advance. Just hit up Fandango, MovieTickets.com, or buy directly from your theater of choice in advance. Because theaters tend to be very busy on Christmas, you'll want to show up earlier than usual—at least 30 minutes—to ensure you get a decent seat. If you can buy your ticket from a theater with reserved seats, that's your best bet. Just purchase early or you may not have access to the best ones. The Not-So-Obvious StuffChinese restaurants and movie theaters aren't the only establishments open on Christmas. A number of other retail chains—and even some local stores—keep limited hours for the minority who do not celebrate the holiday. ActivitiesSeveral attractions remain open on Christmas day, especially in larger cities. As always, call ahead before making plans. Here are your options:
These are just a handful of options. A few local activities and attractions, such as arcades, laser tag, spas, and sports clubs stay open on Christmas day. We couldn't possibly list them all here, but call a few places to find out if they're open. You might be surprised. RestaurantsSeveral restaurants remain open on Christmas day, so if you aren't a fan of Chinese food you can often count on national chains. Keep in mind that franchises often do not follow the same schedule, so while one Burger King may be open on Christmas, another may not. Be sure to call first and check. Here are your options this year:
If you don't want to go to a restaurant and prefer to eat at home, most grocery stores prepare Christmas dinners. Call your local store for more information if you'd like to simply have a dinner ready-to-go that you can eat at home. Drug, Convenience, and Grocery StoresYou won't find much to celebrate at a store, but many chains traditionally stay open for a short time on Christmas day. Here are the options that we know of. Drug Stores: Grocery Stores:
Convenience/Other Stores: Plan AheadBecause so few places are open on Christmas day, you'll want to get a plan together in advance. This won't take more than 15-20 minutes in most cases, and can ensure you won't run into any unwanted disappointments during the day. Just follow these steps:
If you follow those steps you'll be ready to enjoy a very special non-Christmas, whether you're going solo or enjoying the day with others. Photos by abdulsatarid (Shutterstock), Katarina Kirilova (Shutterstock), Paul Lowry, KB35, Pierce Martin, Elvert Barnes, and me. |
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The Day We Became Cynical: How Did You Find Out Santa Isn't Real?
December 24th, 2012Top StoryThe Day We Became Cynical: How Did You Find Out Santa Isn't Real?Every child eventually experiences that crushing day when he or she realizes that Santa Claus, that totally implausible overweight gift-giver, is (SPOILER) not real. For those of us who thrive on cynicism, it's almost difficult to remember a time when we could be so joyfully naive—it took us a few years to realize that everything is horrible. Here, we've gathered our stories of the day our innocence died. Please share your own in the comments. Rich Juzwiak:
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How did your childhood end? And how are you preserving (or ruining) your child's innocence? Share with us below. Photo: Getty. |
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