By Brian Moylan Help Prevent Charlie Sheen From Wreaking Havoc This Weekend! The NYPD is prepared for Charlie Sheen this weekend. "We have a big police force, we're ready for him," New York Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly declared earlier today when asked about the actor who's in New York for two live shows at Radio City Music Hall this weekend. But like preventing terrorism or ending spread of syphilis, we're going to need everyone's help to ensure the situation is contained. Yes, that's right, you're expected to do your part. The police can't handle all of the dangers inherent in Charlie Sheen's visit to the Big Apple. Here are some tips on what you can do to help. Sheen is staying at the Trump International Hotel in Midtown. If you see a woman with bleached blond hair, fake breasts, and manicured nails with some sort of airbrushing on them, she's most likely a cohort of Sheen's. If she appears to be distressed in any way, contact the authorities immediately. Actually, just call the cops no matter what. She's probably up to no good regardless. If you accidentally inhale any white powder while Sheen is in town—or come across any suspicious packages that contain a powdery white substance—don't worry. It's not anthrax. Knowing Sheen, it's probably some really good shit. If you own a bar, restaurant, or club in Manhattan, remove the bathroom doors. This will prevent Sheen from holing up at your establishment for hours and prevent any porn stars from locking themselves inside. Tiger Blood is not a real substance. if you see anyone requesting it or trying to purchase it at a bodgea, please detain them until authorities arrive. Sheen is playing at Radio City Music Hall tonight and Sunday. This will surely attract legions of suckers who paid to watch him ramble for two hours. The suckers, in turn, will attract pickpockets. If you're in Midtown this weekend, keep an eye on your wallet at all times. Or invest in a wallet chain. This will repel petty criminals, but it may also attract jeers and nasty looks from other New Yorkers. Print out this poster and put it up in your neighborhood. The more people on alert the better. [Images of Sheen in NYC yesterday via Splash] Share this:

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1. The Tea Party's Budget Freakout

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2. Democrats Agree to $38B in Cuts

Democrats agreed to $38 billion in cuts Friday, but that still may not
be enough for Republicans, who are now demanding to cut Planned
Parenthood off from federal cash. Democrats insisted that abortion
funding was the only hangup to an agreement, while Republicans say there
has been no consensus on how much general spending to cut. "Almost all
of the policy riders have been dealt with, but there is no agreement on
spending," House Speaker John Boehner said. Boehner had a closed-door
meeting with the GOP Conference Friday afternoon, and President Obama
was reportedly unhappy with the message he got from the speaker
afterward. Government funding expires at midnight Friday, jeopardizing
the employment of 800,000 workers.

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So Long, Samantha Jones

Kim Cattrall's a long way from Fifth Avenue in her new film 'Meet Monica
Velour.' The 'Sex and the City' icon is in the middle of a surprising
career move, trading in her Manolos to play a broken-down porn star. But
this isn't the first time Cattrall's avoided being pigeonholed. As
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purgatory of roles for middle-aged women, yet it's been seven years
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Casting off every remnant of glamour to portray a meth-snorting,
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Bearden's indie debut, released this weekend in New York and Los
Angeles. It's a semi-sweet coming-of-age story for her character Monica
and her oddball teenage fan (Dustin Ingram) who finds her at her trailer
park. It also shows the world a side of Cattrall we've never seen before
- makeup-less and carrying an extra 20 pounds. "I've been marginalized
in some ways, too," she confessed to The Daily Beast's Gina Piccalo. Her
latest role is a small but powerful one, and does plenty to erase any
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