A Christmas Miracle At The Onion Store

A Christmas Miracle At The Onion Store Running out of time to do your holiday shopping? Like the baby Jesus, The Onion is here to save you. Shop at The Onion store for fun, inexpensive gifts for your loved ones, co-workers or cellmates.
Traumatize Your Children $10.97 Bible Flask - Hidden Flask $24.00 Second Hand Smoke $20.97 God Answers Prayers Magnet $5.00 Farm Animal Butt Magnet Set $12.00	WTF Stamp $8.97 Hot Dog Links Leash $12.00 I Wish I Were Dead Mug $10.00 Owner Pleads With Cat Magnet $5.00 Cheat To Win Bracelet $3.00
Top Sellers Back in Stock!  More WTF Stamps, Flask in a Bible, Traumatize your Children Book and more.  Many items in the store are running low and won't be available again until the new year.  So get your gifts now. Support America, Shop At The Onion Store.     Contact Us  -  Customer Service  -  Facebook  -  Returns  -  My Account  -  Shipping If you no longer wish to receive Onion Emails, unsubscribe here.