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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Onion Weekly Dispatch - April 25, 2012

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Depressed Ralph Lauren Releases New Wrinkled Dress Shirt With Marinara Stain On It 04.19.12

NEW YORK—In a bold move that has become the talk of the fashion world, morbidly depressed designer Ralph Lauren has unveiled a wrinkled dress shirt stained with marinara sauce, part of a new ready-to-wear fall line reflecting the clothing legend...

Obama Launches More Realistic 'I Have Big Ideas But We'll See How It Goes' Campaign Slogan

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Group Of '90s Footnotes Welcomes Gingrich Home

Study: Red Meat Takes Years Off Of Cow's Life

George H.W. Bush Hasn't Seen Anyone From His Secret Service Detail In Years

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Ron Paul Video Game In Development

“What better libertarian tribute could there be than forcing players into a world of rules they didn't create to achieve a goal they never chose?”

Wind Farms Leave Most Birds Unaffected

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Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria

In the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports on Kanye West's feud with Syria and a company's decision not to bother recalling a defective hotplate.

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Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s Come Crawling To His Uncle To Hear His Fleetwood Mac Concert Stories

by Michael Fleischmann

By Michael Fleischmann

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Cancer Victim Given Second Chance At Death

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Sex with you is an earth-shattering experience, especially the part where hundreds of Indonesians lose their lives.

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