Coarse Sponge Excited To Join The Smith Family Dishwashing Team - April 04, 2013

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Coarse Sponge Excited To Join The Smith Family Dishwashing Team 04.03.13 MINNEAPOLIS—Shortly after it was purchased this week from a Bed, Bath, and Beyond and set beside the Smith family’s kitchen sink, a coarse sponge reported earlier today that it is both honored and excited to be joining the home’s dishwas... News in Brief » Unstable Man Plots To Bring Guns To Schools American Voices » Spanish Princess Charged With Corruption “What did she expect marrying a handball player?” opinion » I Guess I'm The Only One Who Remembers The Time We Upset UConn by Mike Rice, Former Rutgers Basketball coach By Former Rutgers Basketball coach Mike Rice Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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