World Surrenders To North Korea - February 13, 2013

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Completely Self-Absorbed Obama Gets Up And Just Talks For An Hour Straight 02.12.13 WASHINGTON—In a shocking display of deep self-absorption and narcissistic behavior, President Barack Obama stood up in front of the entire nation Tuesday and talked for more than an hour straight, sources confirmed. Appearing before a crowd of sever... World Surrenders To North Korea News in Brief » Area Man Relieved To Hear State Of Union Still Strong Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency State Of The Union Preceded By Memoriam Reel Of Americans Lost In Past Year American Voices » North Korea Conducts Nuclear Test “If we’ve learned anything from dealing with dictators, it’s that nothing’s more effective than condemnation.” Horse Meat Found In European 'Beef' Lasagna, Hamburgers video » 'The State Of The Union Is Strong,' Says Man Responsible For Shielding Nation From Truth  Though presiding over a country hampered by war, an economic recession, dramatic cultural upheaval, and a partisan divide at the highest levels of government, the man responsible for shielding American citizens from reality declared tonight in his annual ... opinion » It Sure Has Been A While Since 'The Tonight Show' Did A Judge Ito Joke by Lance Ito, Superior Court Judge, Los Angeles County By Lance Ito, Superior Court Judge, Los Angeles County Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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