Completely Self-Absorbed Obama Gets Up And Just Talks For An Hour Straight - February 13, 2013

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Completely Self-Absorbed Obama Gets Up And Just Talks For An Hour Straight 02.12.13 WASHINGTON—In a shocking display of deep self-absorption and narcissistic behavior, President Barack Obama stood up in front of the entire nation Tuesday and talked for more than an hour straight, sources confirmed. Appearing before a crowd of sever... News in Brief » Area Man Relieved To Hear State Of Union Still Strong American Voices » North Korea Conducts Nuclear Test “If we’ve learned anything from dealing with dictators, it’s that nothing’s more effective than condemnation.” opinion » It Sure Has Been A While Since 'The Tonight Show' Did A Judge Ito Joke by Lance Ito, Superior Court Judge, Los Angeles County By Lance Ito, Superior Court Judge, Los Angeles County Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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