Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heaven - February 22, 2013

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Saddam Hussein Complaining To Other Angels About All The Jews In Heaven 02.21.13 THE HEAVENS—Sources within the Kingdom of God confirmed Thursday that late president of Iraq Saddam Hussein has been constantly complaining to his fellow angels about the abundance of Jews in Heaven. Hussein, who has resided in Heaven since his deat... News in Brief » Cardinals Host Going-Away Party At Pope's Favorite Vatican City Dive Bar American Voices » Third Of Fish Sold In U.S. Mislabeled As Different Species “Then it’s a good thing I don’t care what goes in my body.” opinion » The Execution Of Mentally Retarded Individuals Such As Myself Runs Against Our Society's Most Fundamental Moral Principles by Warren Lee Hill By Warren Lee Hill Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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