The Onion Daily Dispatch - December 04, 2012

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Reports Of Movie Being Good Reach Area Man 12.03.12 CHICAGO—Local resident Daniel Paxson has reportedly heard dozens of accounts from numerous friendly sources in the past two weeks confirming that the new James Bond film is pretty good. News in Brief » Dunbar Family Forced To Discontinue Print Edition Of Christmas Newsletter American Voices » Kim Kardashian Appearance Protested In Bahrain “How is that possible when everyone knows it’s Khloé who’s the real bitch?” opinion » Cut This Monster Out Of Me by Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge By Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge Radio News » Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids

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