The Onion Daily Dispatch - September 20, 2012

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'What About That Whole Birth Certificate Thing?' Romney Suggests To Staff 09.20.12 DALLAS—With his campaign still reeling from a series of miscues, Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney asked a group of top advisers Wednesday whether it would be worth going after Obama by questioning the nation of his birth. News in Brief » Prince Harry Humiliates Royal Family Yet Again As Base Invaded By Afghan Insurgents American Voices » Obesity To Skyrocket By 2030 “So if I want to someday have sex with an American, I should do it now?” opinion » Now That My Campaign Is Over, I'd Like To Talk To You All About The Church Of Latter-Day Saints by Mitt Romney, Republican Nominee For President Of The United States By Mitt Romney Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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