The Onion Daily Dispatch - April 26, 2012

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30 Miserable Lives Lost In Greyhound Bus Crash 12.05.07 ALBANY, NY—Emergency crews called to the scene described the remains of the victims as "slightly more lifeless than they were before the accident." News in Brief » Group Of '90s Footnotes Welcomes Gingrich Home American Voices » Ron Paul Video Game In Development “What better libertarian tribute could there be than forcing players into a world of rules they didn't create to achieve a goal they never chose?” opinion » Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s Come Crawling To His Uncle To Hear His Fleetwood Mac Concert Stories by Michael Fleischmann By Michael Fleischmann Radio News » Reverend Blessed With Nine-Inch Penis

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