The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 15, 2012

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Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive For 2012 11.14.12 The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012. With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, stu... News in Brief » Second-Person Narrative Enthralling You American Voices » Scientist: Human Race Becoming Dumber “I’m going to go right on telling my son that he’s stupid, then.” opinion » Come On, Just Open The Door And Let Me In This Once by A Raccoon By A Raccoon Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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