Annual 6-Sentence Conversation With Cousin Goes Smoothly - July 29, 2013

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Annual 6-Sentence Conversation With Cousin Goes Smoothly 07.26.13 PEORIA, IL—In keeping with the pair’s time-honored yearly tradition, local resident Bruce Malden reportedly made it through a “smooth and uneventful” six-sentence exchange with cousin Jeanelle Fowler at his family’s annual re... News in Brief » School Of The Arts Aims To Transform Boys And Girls Into Insufferable Young Men And Women American Voices » Lincoln Memorial Vandalized With Green Paint “A powerful message that really makes you think.” opinion » You’re New Here, But You Should Know That I’m The Guy Whose Computer People Gather Around To Watch Funny Videos by Mark Waggoner By Mark Waggoner Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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