Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music - June 28, 2013

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Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music 06.27.13 ROCHESTER, MI—Hip-hop artist Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem, said he was left wholly terrified today after meeting his daughter Hailie’s new boyfriend Justin Denham, an 18-year-old who was reportedly raised on the rapper’s music.  News in Brief » Texas Executes 393rd Guilty Prisoner American Voices » Texas Executes 500th Prisoner “Now is the time for that executioner to ask for a raise.” opinion » Well, Time To Go Out In Front Of A Bunch Of People And Lie To Them by Jay Carney, White House Press Secretary By Jay Carney, White House Press Secretary Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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