Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet - June 14, 2013

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Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet 06.13.13 CONSTELLATION HYDRA—Dashing the hopes of those among them who believed the faraway world would surely prove habitable, astronomers from the Terxus II star system announced Thursday that a recently discovered planet remarkably like their own is in fa... News in Brief » Office Exiles Menstruating HR Manager American Voices » Facebook Adds Hashtags “Yet another testament to the power of prayer!” opinion » The Government Has No Right To Pry Into What Goes On In The Privacy Of Your Home by Ariel Castro By Ariel Castro Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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