Supreme Court's Sidekick Kid Justice Killed By Mad Genius Dr. Contempto - March 26, 2013

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Supreme Court's Sidekick Kid Justice Killed By Mad Genius Dr. Contempto 03.22.13 WASHINGTON—The United States Supreme Court was rocked by tragedy Thursday when the judicial branch’s longtime sidekick, Kid Justice, was brutally murdered by the nefarious Dr. News in Brief » Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance American Voices » Bill Gates Offers $100K For More Pleasurable Condom “Might be a cool product, but I doubt Gates can ever top Windows 98.” opinion » Hi, In The Past 2 Years, You Have Allowed Me To Kill 70,000 People by Bashar al-Assad By Bashar al-Assad Radio News » Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

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