Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares' - March 27, 2013

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Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares' 03.26.13 WASHINGTON—Ten minutes into oral arguments over whether or not homosexuals should be allowed to marry one another, a visibly confounded Supreme Court stopped legal proceedings Tuesday and ruled that gay marriage was “perfectly fine” and ... News in Brief » Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster' American Voices » Italian Court To Retry Amanda Knox For Murder “Look, the only thing that girl’s guilty of is being beautiful and maybe murder.” opinion » I Feel Very Strongly About The Issue Of Same Sex Marriage Because I Have A Gay Son by God By God Radio News » Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

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