Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster' - March 27, 2013

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Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares' 03.26.13 WASHINGTON—Ten minutes into oral arguments over whether or not homosexuals should be allowed to marry one another, a visibly confounded Supreme Court stopped legal proceedings Tuesday and ruled that gay marriage was “perfectly fine” and ... Supreme Court's Sidekick Kid Justice Killed By Mad Genius Dr. Contempto News in Brief » Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster' Wikipedia Users Surprised Nobody's Made Page For John Lennon Yet Stars Of Canceled Show Terrified Fans Will Raise Money For Movie American Voices » Italian Court To Retry Amanda Knox For Murder “Look, the only thing that girl’s guilty of is being beautiful and maybe murder.” Supreme Court Hears Landmark Gay Marriage Cases video » Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read The pregnant starlet has finished reading her long-awaited first book and is currently traveling the country to promote the John Grisham thriller to her fans. opinion » I Feel Very Strongly About The Issue Of Same Sex Marriage Because I Have A Gay Son by God By God Radio News » Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

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