God Worried He Fucked Up His Children - March 11, 2013

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God Worried He Fucked Up His Children 03.08.13 THE HEAVENS—Saying that maybe He wasn’t around enough and could have expressed His divine love a little better throughout the history of mankind, Our Lord God and Almighty Father expressed concern Thursday that He might have fucked up His chil... News in Brief » ‘You’re My Best Friend,’ Says Obama To Drone That Appears Outside Bedroom Window Every Night American Voices » Ancient Giant Camel Found In Arctic “What are you, some sort of camel freak? Get away from me.” opinion » Let's Talk About How Fast I Can Run by Oscar Pistorius By Oscar Pistorius Radio News » Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

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