The Onion Daily Dispatch - July 25, 2012

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Mitt Romney Soars In Polls After Leaving Country 07.25.12 WASHINGTON—According to a newly released USA Today/Gallup poll, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's favorability has surged to 64 percent since he left the country Wednesday for a three-nation overseas trip. News in Brief » Man Who Just Purchased 3,000 Rounds Of Ammunition Online Perfectly Sane, Thinks Man Processing Order American Voices » Syria: Chemical Weapons Won't Be Used On Civilians “But that’s half the fun of chemical weapons.” opinion » Holy Shit, I Just Realized People Want To Kill My Dad by Sasha Obama By Sasha Obama Radio News » Party Guy Finds Party Wife

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