The Onion Daily Dispatch - December 05, 2012

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Royal Family Releases Kate Middleton Ultrasound Image 12.04.12 LONDON—Excited members of the British royal family released an ultrasound image Tuesday morning showing the unborn child of the former Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, whose pregnancy was officially announced yesterday. News in Brief » Coy 'Dexter' Producers Hint At 'Huge Plot Holes' In Season Finale American Voices » Flu Season Arrives Month Early “I’m not worried. I got a flu shot one year.” opinion » It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of Times by Bruce Springsteen By Bruce Springsteen Radio News » Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids

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