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|  Defeated Man Victorious 11.06.12 CHICAGO—Following a turbulent first term in office and one of the tightest and most-hard-fought presidential campaigns in recent history, a wholly and utterly defeated man emerged victorious Tuesday, winning reelection by exceeding 270 electoral votes. |  | 'The Onion' Calls Florida, Ohio, Colorado, Pennsylvania For John Edwards | | | News in Brief » |
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