The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 07, 2012

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Millions Without Power Following Election 11.07.12 WASHINGTON—According to widespread reports, roughly 314 million Americans across the country have been left without any power following Tuesday’s devastating presidential election. As many struggle to cope amidst the continued outage, experts ... News in Brief » 'I Want To Congratulate The President,' Romney Says In 240,000th And Final Lie Of Campaign American Voices » Obama Reelected President “Obama won? What was the point of all those voter ID laws, then?” opinion » This May Not Be The Ideal Moment Politically, But It’s Time To Talk Reparations by Barack Obama, Incumbent Candidate For President Of The United States By Barack Obama Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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