The Onion Daily Dispatch - October 17, 2012

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Millions Head To Internet To Figure Out Their Own Opinions About Debate 10.16.12 NEW YORK—Following tonight’s debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out ... News in Brief » Romney To Town Hall Audience: 'I Own Horses And Care For Them, And You Are All Like Horses' American Voices » Scotland May Secede From U.K. In 2014 “Watch out, Scotland. We did the same thing, and look how that turned out.” opinion » Okay, Let's Cut To The Chase—Which People Do I Know Who You Also Know Who Went To Your School? by John Haber By John Haber Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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