Onion Video Dispatch - October 30, 2012

Tue Oct 30, 2012 www.theonion.com

New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose 10.30.12 Record turnout is expected at the polls thanks to a groundbreaking new voting booth that lets Americans violently murder the candidate they hate the most. WATCH NOW » Featured Videos PREVIEW: Take An Exclusive Glimpse At The New Hyper-Violent Voting Booths WATCH NOW » Man Throws Money At Problem WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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