The Onion Daily Dispatch - September 26, 2012

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Neil Armstrong's Wife Glad To Finally Get Rid Of All The Space Hobby Crap 09.26.12 CINCINNATI—Carol Held Knight told reporters on Wednesday that, though she was still mourning her husband Neil Armstrong’s death, it was frankly a relief to finally be able to clear out all the “space hobby crap” her late husband News in Brief » Office Cheering On Employee Going For 32-Minute Nonstop Work Streak American Voices » Pediatricians: Stop Using Trampolines “Sounds like these doctors just want more trampoline time for themselves.” opinion » Now That My Campaign Is Over, I'd Like To Talk To You All About The Church Of Latter-Day Saints by Mitt Romney, Republican Nominee For President Of The United States By Mitt Romney Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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