The Onion Daily Dispatch - September 25, 2012

Tue Sep 25, 2012 www.theonion.com

Newly Unemployed Woman Enjoys Equal Pay For First Time In Career 09.25.12 BOSTON—In a historic development for gender parity in the American workplace, recently laid-off consultant Paula Saunders, 32, is at last earning an income identical to that of her unemployed male counterparts. News in Brief » Romney Campaign Reboots For 72nd Consecutive Week American Voices » Life Spans Fall For Low-Educated Whites “Being white is hard.” opinion » Now That My Campaign Is Over, I'd Like To Talk To You All About The Church Of Latter-Day Saints by Mitt Romney, Republican Nominee For President Of The United States By Mitt Romney Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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