September 4th, 2012Top StoryPaul Ryan's Wife Is Trying to Out-Cute Sasha Obama with Her Secret Service NameBy Caity Weaver Vice presidential candidate and fastest man on Earth Paul Ryan has just had his Secret Service code name revealed by Gentleman's Quarterly Magazine. It's Bowhunter. According to GQ, individuals receiving Secret Service protection are allowed to select their own names, if they wish. However, they may also elect to have the White House Communications Agency do it for them, as in the case of John "Phoenix" McCain. Ryan, who appears on the cover of the latest issue of Deer & Deer Hunting Magazine, is likely to chose his name as a nod to his unending quest to procure the perfect hair bows for his American Girl dolls, Felicity (whom he has renamed "Jacinta") and Samantha. Ryan's wife, Janna, an adult woman of 43, whose life is based on a pony, will henceforth be known as "Buttercup." This name gives 11-year old Sasha "Rosebud" Obama (who was 7 when she received her code name) a real run in the cuteness department.) So you can pretend you are a member of the Secret Service, here is a list of the code names (allegedly) used for the candidates and their families: Paul Ryan: Bowhunter Mitt Romney: Javelin Joe Biden: Celtic (because bOOOOOObs proved difficult to render in spoken speech in a way satisfactory to the Vice President) Barack Obama: Renegade GQ reports that the practice of using secret nicknames to refer to the candidates originated in an era before Secret Service and White House Communications Agency communications were encrypted. Today, it is mostly maintained for the sake of brevity, clarity, and tradition, and because Janna Ryan refuses to answer to anything but "Buttercup." [GQ // Images via Getty] |
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Paul Ryan's Wife Is Trying to Out-Cute Sasha Obama with Her Secret Service Name
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