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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The Onion Weekly Dispatch - August 22, 2012

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2nd-Grade Teacher Can't Believe How Much Fatter They Keep Getting 08.22.12

WASHINGTON, PA—With the 2012-2013 academic year beginning this week, longtime James G. Blaine Elementary School teacher Suzanne Pomponio, 39, expressed her astonishment Wednesday at how much fatter her second-graders keep getting. "I honestly d...

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Hurricane Could Strike RNC

“They’ll be fine so long as the mayor sends the city’s sinners and sodomites up north to lure the storm’s wrath.”

Myanmar Ends Media Censorship

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Country Artist Sings About Real America And Its Meth Addicts

On Today Now!, country singer Heath Williams sings about good old boys who smoke meth until their teeth fall out.  (Aired 11/11/11)

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Ask A Freshman English Class Going Around The Room And Saying A Little Bit About Themselves

by A Freshman English Class Going Around The Room And Saying A Little Bit About Themselves

 

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Farm Subsidy Blown On Farming

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Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19

Running away from your problems will fail this week, as will climbing out of your problems’ reach and playing dead in hopes that your problems go away.

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