The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 29, 2012

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Netflix Board Of Directors Meets To Decide If 'Michael' Is Stream Worthy 08.29.12 LOS GATOS, CA—According to sources within the company, Netflix's board of directors held a tense series of meetings Friday to decide whether the 1996 fantasy-comedy Michael, starring actor John Travolta, should be included among the movies av... News in Brief » Entire Republican National Convention Stunned As Ann Romney Asks For Divorce American Voices » Will.i.am To Debut New Song On Mars “If anyone’s going to love will.i.am’s new song, it’s rocks.” opinion » Here Are All Of My Opinions  by John Caldwell By John Caldwell Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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