The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 15, 2012

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Ryan Begins Attacking Romney's Record As Massachusetts Governor 08.15.12 DENVER—Displaying the tough no-nonsense talk and firm commitment to conservative principles that led to his selection as the Republican vice presidential candidate, Rep. News in Brief » Paul Ryan Wondering If He Should Have Told Romney About This Guy He's Dating American Voices » Luxury Cars Fail Crash Test “Yeah, but just think how impressed the EMTs will be.” opinion » Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I? by Paul Ryan, Candidate for Vice President of the United States By Paul Ryan Radio News » God Worried Apocalypse May Not Live Up To Expectations

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