The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 01, 2012

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300 Million Without Electricity In India After Restoration Of Power Grid 08.01.12 NEW DELHI—According to estimates, roughly one-third of a billion Indian citizens were left without power Wednesday after workers successfully repaired the nation's electrical grid and brought all of its systems back online. News in Brief » Indian Sweatshop Worker Has To Work In The Fucking Dark Now Too American Voices » Democrats To Call For Same-Sex Marriage “This is really going to hurt their standing with people who would never vote for a Democrat.” opinion » I'm Truly Sorry For This, But You're About To Hear All About The Last Marathon I Ran by Michael Cowie By Michael Cowie Radio News » New Hubble Peephole Can See Into Women's Showers

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