The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 20, 2012

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Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day 06.20.12 NEW YORK—Real estate mogul and television personality Donald Trump reportedly stood before his bedroom's full-length mirror Wednesday morning and stared forlornly at his aged, shriveled penis before getting dressed and leaving his residence in Manha... News in Brief » Herman Cain Endorses Who Gives A Fuck American Voices » Greece Votes In Pro-Euro Party "Good for the Greeks. Now they can get back to doing what everybody says they should be doing." opinion » I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good HBO Show by 18th-Century France By 18th-Century France Radio News » Ghost Of Ted Knight Signs On As New Voice Of God

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