The Onion Daily Dispatch - April 13, 2012

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Toronto Raptors Think Of Really Good Comeback 10 Minutes After Losing Game 04.13.12 TORONTO—Despite losing their home matchup against Philadelphia 75-93 Wednesday, the Toronto Raptors told reporters later they had an easy path to a victory, but their "really good" idea for a comeback only came to them 10 minutes afte... News in Brief » Christie 2016 Comes From Nowhere To Win Republican Nomination American Voices » Zimmerman Charged With Second-Degree Murder "Is it just me, or is this rush to judgment taking forever?" opinion » Healthy, Nutritious Food Would Have Saved The Titanic by Michelle Obama By Michelle Obama Radio News » God's Plan For Area Man Involves Kidnapping CEO Of Ford

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