The Onion Daily Dispatch - December 13, 2011

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2011's Top 5 International Newsmakers 12.13.11 Today The Onion counts down the biggest names in international news, from leaders removed from power to those still happily rigging national elections. News in Brief » Donut Shop Gets Weird After 11 A.M. American Voices » 2011: International “The European debt crisis worries me, just because Germany tends to start wars on six continents whenever it gets itself into a financial bind.” opinion » Did Someone Say Bison? by Dave Carter, Executive Director, National Bison Association Hi, hello there, sorry. I apologize if I'm interrupting, but did someone over here just say bison? I swear I wasn't eavesdropping or anything, but I was just standing over there and I couldn't help but notice that somebody mentioned something about bison,... Radio News » Woman Begs Her Friend To Take Dessert Menu Away From Her

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