The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 21, 2011

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Tornado Victims Thank News Organization For Its In-Depth Reporting On Storm's Carnage 06.21.11 WINDSOR, NC—Still struggling to cope in the aftermath of an F3 tornado that ripped through town last week, citizens expressed gratitude to this newspaper for its meritorious in-depth coverage of the tragedy, lauding the publication's ability to deli... News in Brief » News Report On Wartime Atrocity Even More Powerful For Its Brevity American Voices » Onion Continues To Touch Millions "Since each one is better than the last, I'd have to say the final story in the most recent issue." video » Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops On The Cressbeckler Stance, Joad explains how the harsh conditions in mining camps can require two men becoming one. Radio News » Area Therapist Beginning To Show Cracks In Caring Facade

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