Woman At Supermarket Imagines Entire Narrative Where Bagger Is Happy With Life - August 13, 2013

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Woman At Supermarket Imagines Entire Narrative Where Bagger Is Happy With Life 08.12.13 CINCINNATI—While checking out at the local Shoprite Monday, customer Lauren Connors, 36, reportedly concocted an entire narrative in which the man who was bagging her groceries enjoys his job and is content with his life. “I bet he takes a lot... News in Brief » Teen Choice Awards Honor Cory Monteith With Posthumous Surfboard American Voices » Holder Seeks More Lenient Sentences For Drug Users “Holder’s just begging to be drug tested.” opinion » I Admit It, I Need Help Acquiring More Drugs by Ray Patton By Ray Patton Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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