Shia LaBeouf Shimmies Out Of Third-Floor Window At School For Wayward Boys - August 08, 2013

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Shia LaBeouf Shimmies Out Of Third-Floor Window At School For Wayward Boys 08.07.13 CRANSTON, RI—Capping off a month of unruly behavior that included defacement of school property, possession of forbidden items, and persistent backtalk and rebelliousness, sources say actor Shia LaBeouf attempted to escape from a dormitory window of... News in Brief » Study: Child Obesity Rates Declining, But You Wouldn’t Know It Looking At MacArthur Center Mall In Norfolk, Virginia American Voices » George W. Bush Undergoes Heart Surgery “I hope he’s well enough to return to painting soon.” opinion » I’m Happy To Say, After 71 Years, I’m Finally Going On A Surfin’ Safari by Brian Wilson By Brian Wilson Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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