Job Growth Remains Sluggish, Or Rather, Akin To A Slug - August 05, 2013

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Job Growth Remains Sluggish, Or Rather, Akin To A Slug 08.02.13 WASHINGTON—Despite recent hopes that the lifeless U.S. employment climate may at last be turning a corner, a new report issued Friday by the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that nationwide job growth remains sluggish, or rather, akin to a slug in i... News in Brief » Terrorist Plot Foiled After Concert Security Taps Woman’s Purse American Voices » Texas Running Out Of Execution Drug “Texas needs to take a good, hard look at their restocking procedures.” opinion » That Footage Of Neil Armstrong Playing Saxophone On The Moon Was Clearly Faked by Mort Tomlinson By Mort Tomlinson Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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