Zoo Visitors Watch Mating Rituals Of Ice Cream Shop Staff - July 10, 2013

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Zoo Visitors Watch Mating Rituals Of Ice Cream Shop Staff 07.09.13 ST. LOUIS—Describing the behavior as bizarre yet captivating, dozens of visitors to the Saint Louis Zoo reportedly looked on in fascination Saturday as the ice cream shop’s staff engaged in their unique mating rituals. According to eyewitnesse... News in Brief » Logo Of Smiling Cartoon Tooth Holding Brush Inspires Nothing But Confidence In Local Oral Surgeon American Voices » Bin Laden Wore Cowboy Hat To Avoid Detection “I do this at work all the time. Throw on a 10-gallon hat and it’s like you’re not even there.” opinion » If You Think You Can Talk To Your Mother Like That, Then You’ve Paid Attention To The Way I’ve Subtly Degraded Her For Years by Jim Travis By Jim Travis Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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