Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover - July 09, 2013

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Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover 07.03.13 MANCHESTER, NH—Saying they had heard each one of his anecdotes “a thousand times,” local siblings Lindsay, Alex, and Danielle Curtis told reporters Monday they were tired of listening to their father repeat the same boring stories about ... News in Brief » Area Man Loses All Control Of Face While Thinking American Voices » Pilot Had Little Experience Landing Boeing 777 “Eh, if you’ve been flying for 43 hours, you’ve pretty much seen it all.” opinion » Last Time I Checked This Was Still America, But If I’m Being Honest, That Was A While Ago by William K. Marlatt By William K. Marlatt Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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