Infant Child Left In Sweet Camaro - July 17, 2013

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Infant Child Left In Sweet Camaro 07.16.13 MASHPEE, MA—An 18-month infant is reportedly recovering from a severe case of heatstroke today after local parking lot attendees found her trapped inside a sweet-ass Camaro, police said in a press conference today. Officials said the infant, Annabel... News in Brief » Best Buy Employee Going To Tell You What He Has At Home American Voices » Top Mexican Drug Lord Captured “Thank God the drug war is finally over.” opinion » Just Once I’d Like To Make A Hotel Reservation Without Hearing About Someone’s Relative Surviving The Holocaust by Elie Wiesel By Elie Wiesel Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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