Frustrated Novelist No Good At Describing Hands - July 25, 2013

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Frustrated Novelist No Good At Describing Hands 07.24.13 GLOUCESTER, MA—Admitting that he has “absolutely no idea how other authors do it,” novelist Edward Milligan, 46, told reporters Tuesday that he’s just no good at all when it comes to describing people’s hands in his writing. ... News in Brief » Proposed Legislation Offers Citizenship To Immigrants Who Can Play Piano So Good It Makes Everyone Cry American Voices » Anthony Weiner Continued Sexting After Resignation “That showing your dick to people thing can be tough to quit.” opinion » Without Guns, How Am I Supposed To Defend Myself From My Family? by Sean Lewis By Sean Lewis Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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