Fossilized Evidence Reveals Spazosaurus Was Largest Doofus To Ever Roam Earth - July 03, 2013

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Fossilized Evidence Reveals Spazosaurus Was Largest Doofus To Ever Roam Earth 07.02.13 MOAB, UT—U.S. paleontologists reportedly unearthed a nearly intact skeleton of a Spazosaurus Tuesday, an extraordinary discovery providing evidence indicating that the awkward, uncoordinated, and peculiar creature was the largest doofus to ever roam... News in Brief » Apparently Facebook Friend Under Impression Ron Paul Still Running For Major Federal Office American Voices » Study: 95% Of People Don’t Wash Hands Correctly “I wash my hands when and how I want, and I don’t need some egghead telling me different.” opinion » Last Time I Checked This Was Still America, But If I’m Being Honest, That Was A While Ago by William K. Marlatt By William K. Marlatt Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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